BEZOS' BLING: MILLIONS $10 EVERY TICK IN CRAZY POSSESSIONS

Jeff Bezos, the planet's richest dude, has a problem. He's drowning in cash, and he doesn't know what to expend. His pockets are richer than your dreams, and he's dripping with more bling than a Vegas casino. We're talking yachts that cost serious moolah, rockets to space (because, why not?), and mountains of gold to build a throne. Constantly, B